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08 Demotivational Poster

INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes

TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.

SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.

TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.




TAGS: 08 20 2009 poster fodder challenge
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - August 20, 2009, 8:50 pm

this is so shopped....I mean really...only two cat-nips?

ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone!

TAGS: red obama funny anteater sex liberal conservatism democrat election 08
Rating: 2.61/5

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VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Not conservative in the sense of American poltics, semi-moron. There's other meanings to the word even when describing societies. I don't think I have to define it...
Islam's a blast! - April 8, 2009, 10:38 am
Islam is not conservative in the American sense you moron... they are a theocracy that is controlled by an oligarchy... we are or WERE a Republic.
Nonsense - March 26, 2009, 5:41 pm
Yes, because people TOTALLY go on mass killing sprees on Crusades nowadays.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:50 pm
You're right...they can reuse those rocks over and over again!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Islamic countries are very conservative.
Amaterasu - August 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Crusades. 'Nuff Said
Barack Hussien Obama - May 28, 2008, 3:36 pm
I would like to sit down and talk with them. They will surely realize that they have been in the wrong for thousands of years, and then we can all live in Communist Peace!

ROOM 1408 -

WOMEN FOR HILLARY - We all know your common ground!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.21/5

LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!

TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

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HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!

OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!

TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D

POOR PEOPLE - ha ha ha!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.44/5
Gurgle - March 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
I am quite poor and yet I can manage to buy actual clothes...
db - September 27, 2008, 9:45 pm
Poor People are FUNNY! - May 20, 2008, 11:43 pm
Ha ha ha... that wife-beater is UNDERWEAR!!!

LESBIANS - don't know who should cook!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.57/5
Hector - March 27, 2009, 5:56 pm
Funny. And funny comment M Y. I'd buy a copy.
Master Yen - June 26, 2008, 11:29 pm
That's an easy one, both should cook naked while i tape it.

TAX REBATES - Even this isn't free... dumbass!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.34/5

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know_it_all - June 8, 2009, 2:04 pm
i couldn't have illustrated the "stimulus bill" more accurately myself
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 5:22 pm
And obama's economic plan has just been exposed for what it is.

Monday with no coffee -

TAGS: 008
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 10:03 pm
Lol, fir5t world problems.

VOTING - It isn't illegal... yet!

TRUE FRIENDS - will clean your shower for you!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.26/5

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wierdo! - May 21, 2008, 12:10 am
Sometimes I get some extra DNA with the hair... I want to clone you so BAD!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.82/5

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Signe - February 18, 2009, 8:28 am
This is cruel but really funny anyway
tk - August 5, 2008, 1:40 pm
Nom nom for life!
Barbrady - July 8, 2008, 7:09 am
TigerKid - June 22, 2008, 2:49 am

GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!

TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her ass if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.

GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISTS - They are just thinking of the children!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lolzer - August 18, 2009, 4:25 am
Even though most environmentalists don't want to use corn as biomass because of it's inefficiency
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 7:44 pm
What's insensitive about using what we produce in this country for our own purposes? I'll tell you what's more insensitive - artificially keeping people living on land that cannot support them. That's just perpetuating their misery. THAT'S insensitive.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
insensitive much?
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 4:25 pm
Since when does our use of corn to make fuel have anything to do with people living in a place where they can't grow their own FOOD. We are not obligated to sell our corn overseas, so it matters not one whit whether we use it for fuel or not.
manicbranic - March 4, 2009, 3:43 pm
Neither OPEC nor the oil companies owes anyone any charity. It's their oil. They can charge what they want or produce how much they want. If we want to drive, we'll pay for it.
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 10:26 am
When demand goes down, OPEC lowers production to keep prices up!
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:58 am
And don't toss out that "Supply and demand" bullshit when the oil companies have reported RECORD PROFITS the last two years of skyrocketing prices.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:57 am
Belisarius, you're not thinking it through. it doesn't matter how much oil there actually is, because the price can be artificially driven up by a bidding war. And don't toss out that "Supply and demand" bullshit when the oil companies have reported RECOR
Belisarius - September 27, 2008, 12:25 am
Zed - think this one thru. It doesn't matter where the oil goes. More oil, lower prices (supply and demand), and the economy doesn't crash.
Zed - August 14, 2008, 1:13 pm
Drilling for oil "in America" would have absolutely NO EFFECT, since all oil from American wells goes directly into the World Oil Exchange where other countries bid on it. Learn some Economics.
... - July 10, 2008, 8:21 pm
I'm gonna hafta go with.. Stop being passive aggressive pricks. It's the internet, not the pub. Instead of the billions going into 'new fuel' for combustion. Find a new path. A new way to utilize energy, and then USE IT.
nick - July 10, 2008, 9:00 am
And btw, the US didn't take the foreign oil, its MNCs did. So again, stfu you ignorant fool.
nick - July 10, 2008, 8:59 am
Regarding how blatantly ignorant and obnoxious you are, I'm absolutely sure you don't even get a paycheck, so stfu.
The Hand That Feeds Max - June 23, 2008, 12:00 am
Wow... and to think... it's the 22% of MY paycheck that bought YOUR foodstamps this week. You're welcome!
Max - June 14, 2008, 9:18 pm
Conservative, way to be an idiot. I'd say you're not allowed to pollute the internet with your stupid, but I can't enforce that, so I'll just say that you don't count as a person.
American Conservative - May 20, 2008, 11:58 pm
How about we drill for oil IN AMERICA! But besides that point, all of your hate-mongering doesn't change the fact that America has taken NO OIL from any country. It is still cute when worthless scum thinks that it has an opinion, thanks for the laugh!
american - May 15, 2008, 6:03 pm
yeah... lets just invade another country and steal their oil. again.

Republicans -

TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.

REPUBLICANS - Because EVERYONE can't be retarded.

TAGS: obama republican conservative hippie election 08 funny humor
Rating: 2.95/5

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theCrazyCassock - March 10, 2012, 2:51 pm
Nice, let's make fun of people with neurological problems. How many folk of three are a#@holes? (I am a father of a 'retard' who suffers horrifically, thank God you don't know anything about what that means) Nice, very caring toward the less fortunate.
Turd Fergeson - June 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Republicans: Immune to your faggotry
barockeva - January 29, 2009, 6:59 pm
Change. Republicans are immune to it.
REPUB - June 22, 2008, 11:47 pm
Ether boring... or sure enough of themselves that they don't have to jump on EVERY band wagon that rolls by. Either way LIberals are pussies!
Max - June 15, 2008, 5:59 pm
I took it to mean that Republicans were boring.
Chris - June 14, 2008, 6:54 pm
Nope. Only one out of every three people can be retarded.
Blue Shirt - May 26, 2008, 9:09 pm
Because John McCain was elected by the "Moderates" a.k.a. guys in the middle. The Republican party needs to stop letting anyone vote in their primaries!
Question - May 20, 2008, 11:53 pm
So why is it that John McCain, the Republican Nominee is more like the guy in the Middle than the guy on the right?
Phil - May 14, 2008, 5:13 pm
Ha ha, that is so true it hurts.

...PAID AFTER WE GET BACK! - Just ONE of the red flags.

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.86/5

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HashbrownMaster - April 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
i dunno it sounds legit to me

PAID POOP - A fringe benefit!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.29/5

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Shtoink - May 20, 2008, 2:23 am
i LOVE taking my paid poops!
Neal - May 18, 2008, 7:14 pm
Um... a caption about Paid Poop... cannot fail!
Kathleen. - May 17, 2008, 5:06 am
Comics are funny on their own, they don't need captions.

X PLAY - Giving bad game reviews since 1998. Fable 2 best game of '08?! Yeah right...

THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969

TAGS: rags holden commodore aussie v8 5 litre 304 308
Rating: 1.92/5

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Sparepartssamson - August 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
not a ford person? despite the engine having a HSV tag on it? try acctually looking at the picture before commenting brother. ps EVO's for the win!
BoneCD - April 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
Been a Ford man my whole life (other than 2 Audi's, 1 I still have) and damn proud of it!!!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
No one cares about Fords. NO ONE!
V8Muscle - April 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
http://www.fpv.com.au America...your doing it wrong


TAGS: rerun war on tunnels 2008 09
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - September 28, 2011, 8:22 pm

I thought I deleted these pics from my computer when I donated it...
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:02 pm
The war had ended, Rerun was getting it wrong on purpo5e


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

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Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.

LIBERALS - They need Uncle Sam to wipe their ass!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.98/5
Roflcopter - June 13, 2009, 9:14 pm
"HAHA it's funny when conservatives try to be either intellectual. Keep it up it's hilarious!" Either intellectual? Maybe us "conservatives" missed out on what either means... This poster should be for bad parenting, you get that on both sides anyways.
Guest Furniture - April 29, 2009, 10:01 pm
HAHA it's funny when conservatives try to be either intellectual. Keep it up it's hilarious!
walkerofskies - November 21, 2008, 7:56 pm
Conservatives, they post pictures of themselves and put the word liberal "insert not so witty coment" here under it
Queen Bee - October 16, 2008, 2:55 am
Screw that shit. I'm moderately Liberal and you don't need a political ideology to fuck up your kids! Besides. In my journeys all over the US - Red States have more fatties.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 8:52 am
liberals are conservatives that went to college
Anonymous - July 25, 2008, 1:08 pm
Im Liberal, and even I think thats true. people need to learn "parenting" and stop relying on the government so much. Its bullshit.
Super Doobie - June 27, 2008, 5:30 pm
I think it is funny because the Conservative Republicans that have been in charge for the last 7 years have created the Largest Government and the most spending in our Nation's history. That is hilarious!
Nerd Buster - May 26, 2008, 11:31 pm
Yeah, it isn't as funny as it is true... and sad. Fucking worthless Libs!
Max - May 24, 2008, 5:29 pm
This was so hilarious it caused a tear in space-time and sent me to an alternate universe where I forgot to laugh. ...Oh wait.

LIBERALS - It's amazing what you can accomplish when you collect Unemployment for a living

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.83/5

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Mr. Shiny - March 5, 2009, 12:04 am
also remember that "liberal" is really a small demographic. most democrats are hard working moderates and centrists. and while Bush did not break any laws he did damn near everything else short of that.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 2:28 pm
Yeah, where's my local big bucket of "handout money" so I can scoop away all I want and live in luxury.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:12 pm
How does one go about collecting unemployment? I want some of the free money conservatives keep telling me I get.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 11:15 am
While you proudly call yourself a legend in your own pants. sigh.
LegendInMyOwnPants - October 30, 2008, 7:14 am
Wow! It's amazing how closed-minded Cons and Libs really are! U really have all ur stereotypes in order don't you? lol Continue with the ignorant hatred!...
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:18 am
GWB has not broken any laws.. he just (retroactively) changes them so they dont apply anymore (to him). Besides, trying to impeach him is surely a "catastrophic emergency" to trigger nspd-51
Zed - August 5, 2008, 3:32 am
Gee, NEAL, last I heard, outing a CIA operative to the press was not just against the law, but TREASON.
Bulgy McPackage - July 4, 2008, 1:34 am
The message just says "Impeach", but not a word about who wants it. Plenty of us non-liberals want Bush to pay for his crimes against the US people.
Conservative - June 22, 2008, 11:38 pm
Smoking dope for government research doesn't constitute a REAL JOB.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 4:22 pm
Can I just take a moment to point out that liberals do have jobs? No? Okay, then, back to the retard fight.
Neal - May 26, 2008, 9:50 pm
Impeachment has nothing to do with voting. It is the act of bringing a president on trial (before Congress) to investigate illegal activity. Bush hasn't been impeached because he hasn't broken any laws.
Your mother - May 26, 2008, 9:39 pm
First, Clinton was impeached for lying under oath. The sex scandal is what brought the charges about. Second, way to respect women you moron.
Conservatives are dumb - May 26, 2008, 9:38 pm
Impeach meens that you vote them out of office retard, it happened to Bill Clinton because conservatives were jelouse he got more tang than them!
Damn Poor - May 20, 2008, 11:51 pm
So the monthly entitlement check isn't enough... now they want HEALTHCARE TOO!!! Get a damned job you Hippies! (then go read the constitution... and learn what that word means)

MY SHIP - is't cumming in!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.67/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 7:44 am
Picture great, caption stupid, commentary eewwwwww!
Com - June 17, 2008, 9:15 pm
Survey Says: No ahhhhhh
Perve Man - May 26, 2008, 11:55 pm
Does it turn anyone else on to imagine them drinking from your dick juicer with their last ounce of energy before kicking off?!?

RABBIT - it taste awesome.

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.64/5
manicbranic - November 27, 2008, 3:54 pm
My cousin farms them. They do taste awesome.
Yon - June 13, 2008, 3:30 pm
have you never had rabbit? it tastes awesome
SalGal - May 20, 2008, 11:55 pm
OMG, that is so gross. And sad.


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.63/5

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whizz - September 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
perfect, it's nothing but the truth
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
LIL ENGRAM You can't call him the nightmarish product of a floundering educational system, as that would suggest that he has actually graduated high school.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well said briahere
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:16 pm
You GO Girl!!!
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
This is stupid. Stop arguing about what the rest of your country did while you sat on your couch and watched TV. And stop stereotyping people based on their country.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
Spellcheck - you're* just incase any of you silly-nannies try to get smart.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 6:55 pm
America - Every other country hates us, but they love our money. Anyone in Europe should just stfu cause your all ugly snaggle-tooths who would be speaking German if it weren't for us kthx
RnR - July 18, 2008, 5:40 am
war for Oil: it WAS planned to seize oil. However, the oil companies did not play along as they would be regarded worldwide as accomplice to theft. They would have only ONE customer left.
RnR - July 18, 2008, 5:36 am
@ LIBS... pre-emptive strike you mean? Let me kill you now before you produce any offspring. BTW anyone care to proof WHEN IRAQ attacke USA?
brad - July 17, 2008, 4:35 am
A destabilized ME cannot provide the oil the world requires, so of course, in the end, any military effort to put down a destabilizing regime would indeed be a war for oil, even indirectly. That said, Hussein was an asshole, all his neighbors knew it, and
LIBS HATE OUR COUNTRY - June 9, 2008, 1:12 pm
Being aggressive and stopping a lawless and evil region of the world from attacking US again... is ANYTHING BUT RETARDED!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:12 pm
Just putting this out there: it wouldn't be cost-effective to go to war for oil you could buy for cheaper. Still a retarded war.
Have it BOTH WAYS - May 26, 2008, 11:57 pm
You can't!
AMERICAN - May 21, 2008, 12:02 am
Yeah I am American. And we have taken no oil out of Iraq, or Afghanistan. We still purchase it like we always have. (only for MORE money now... hmmm isn't that contrary to the "Evil Bush went to war to get rich on oil" argument?) You are probably some so
Qbashi - May 16, 2008, 9:47 am
No... It's not.
eu mesmo - May 15, 2008, 5:44 pm
probably an american complaining...

BUSH BASHERS - HURRY! You're running out of time to Blame Bush for your failures!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.6/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:12 am
Wow. obama posting on motifake. awsome, hey sir these 2 guys have been bashing on you and making up shit about you from day 1. kick them in the crotch.
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks to Mark and obama08 for being the first two sane people in the comment chain.
Mark - January 21, 2009, 11:45 am
I'm getting scared now. A liberal has said something I can agree with. Well said obama08. Good Luck to our new president. I could never vote for a liberal but I hope he does well for the sake of the country.
obama08 - December 16, 2008, 5:29 pm
i'm as liberal as the next guy, but the difference is i'm smart enough to think for myself and not learn lessons in politics from Family Guy and SNL. Fuck all you whiners
whothrowsashoe? - December 16, 2008, 5:27 pm
Ha! It's funny cuz it's true
ladysynn - November 27, 2008, 10:43 pm
I wanna chop his head off and have it suck my lovely labia.
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:13 am
Hey, how about that NINE (9) TRILLION in debt the Iraq war has cost, not to mention the ACT OF TREASON by outing a CIA AGENT during wartime in an act of petty payback because her husband pointed out one of Bush's lies?
Jarrod - June 30, 2008, 9:43 pm
HAha thats so true
Max - June 15, 2008, 6:09 pm
Actually, they're his failures. He's the one who has the vocabulary of a four year old.

McCain Presidency Simulator -

TAGS: obama palin bidden election 2008 fallout 3 bethesda
Rating: 2.58/5

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rav3nh0lm - July 20, 2009, 12:52 am
but, he would be dead right?
Elder God Douchebag - January 26, 2009, 5:28 pm
Huh..Man, if that's how things were gonna be, I'd have voted for him just for the Power Armor.
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:32 pm
Awesome! I always wanted to live in a Vault!

OBAMA SUPPORTER - Yeah, he is one!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.57/5

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Redneck Slayer - November 1, 2008, 7:02 pm
Ha, all cantidate's suck.

THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.53/5

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Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:09 pm
of year...
Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:04 pm
I think it's wonderful that Red China is allowing folks like pantha to use the infernalnet again. How is Beijing this time if year?
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:05 pm
I don't think U S Citizen has been watching the news lately. Still waiting on the Twin Towers Memorial and Katrina Recovery. Yay, free market
Torkil The Destroyer - May 30, 2009, 6:13 am
This was actually really funny! U.S. Citizen - Do i detect irony?
YANGAS - April 1, 2009, 10:12 pm
EVERYONE ELSE: the people that are too afraid to challenge us in person, do it over the internet
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 3:17 pm
Lulz. Also, naming it "Miami" may actually attract natural disasters.
U.S. Citizen - May 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
And within 6 months of this Tornado, the American City will look brand new again... thank you Free Market economy!
Funny Man - May 21, 2008, 12:06 am

HE INHALED - That was the point!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 20, 2009, 4:53 pm
You bet, yoda. The CIA has access to the best weed & opiated hash from around the world.
yoda - January 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
smoke with him i will
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2008, 10:22 pm
What a sweet lookin' bong he has photoshopped into his hand. I love it! And Fritos? I wasn't going to vote for him before, but anyone who knows to have fritos on hand when he smokes some serious dope is a man with foresight.
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 3:41 pm
There's a hobo joe here? Unless you were referring to Homeless Joe..Either way, you're incredibly retarded to think someone's 'emo' for bringing up a valid point, Phillip.
phillip fry - July 20, 2008, 2:35 pm
well hobo joe, thats probably cuz you're emo.
Thorisgod - July 6, 2008, 9:25 pm
Yeah, sure. Republicans are racist. They freed the American slaves. Democrats never wanted them freed, and now want to keep blacks dependent upon government for EVERYTHING!
NOBAMA - June 22, 2008, 11:56 pm
Obama doesn't have to be a Muslim... he hates America, loves Marxism, and buys doobie with food stamps.
Max - June 15, 2008, 5:37 pm
Just because our fuckstick President came from the South doesn't mean we're all like that. Also, I thought Republicans were the racists?
Homeless Joe - June 15, 2008, 1:06 pm
Agreed. Just because his father is a Muslim, doesn't mean he's automatically one. Hell, my family's Catholic, and I'm Atheist. So all previous arguments are void, kthnx.
userious? - June 15, 2008, 12:35 pm
he's not a fucking muslim you retards...muslims dont go to church and have reverends last time i checked
fuck the south - June 15, 2008, 1:48 am
bush did coke and drove drunk you all masturbate to hentai
CAPTAIN DICK POUND! - June 2, 2008, 4:15 pm
Actually I heard him say that he was going to bomb the whitehouse as a last holy action against the white devils... AS PRESIDENT!
Captain Whitey - May 26, 2008, 11:34 pm
Ohh, yeah, he's Muslim. Doesn't make him an extremist terrormonger. Narrow-minded fucks.
Phil - May 26, 2008, 11:27 pm
He is also a BLACK MUSLIM!
Dirty Laundry - May 20, 2008, 11:54 pm
All of that doesn't matter... if you are a Liberal Democrat who hangs out with Racists and Terrorists!!!

KOOKS 2008 -

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Anonymous - July 27, 2008, 3:53 pm
Yeah, he's sure sticking to anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, anti-evolutionist theory in schools. Yeah, Ron Paul fucking rules!!!
frip - February 20, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hope you like your highway when he cuts all funds for highways. Hope you don't get sick when he has cut all funds for research grants. Hope you never need any help whatsoever when he has cut everything. The idea of no taxation whatsoever sounds good un
eric - December 17, 2007, 1:42 pm
Dude, thats fucked up. Ron Paul is the only guy who hasnt flip flopped on every position known to man. The man has integrity. Read up on him.

EURO 2008 - Pic not related.

TAGS: england fail euro 2008 switzerland austria
Rating: 2.31/5

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Arpaleggia - July 29, 2008, 3:48 pm
Haha fuck you! lol XD

DEMOCRATES - Always assuming that anything they want is their entitlement, regardless of who has to pay for it!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.21/5

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barockeva - November 9, 2008, 6:30 pm
Democrates, for display purposes only.
Sean - August 23, 2008, 12:39 am
Sean - August 23, 2008, 12:38 am
"phil" and "neal". Probably the same guy. Waged a pretty annoying "Blowjobs for Bush" campaign about three months ago. The only thing that suggested to me that they were not the same guy is that phil tended to make racist comments and neal did not. By
datnigga - August 23, 2008, 12:35 am
what does this have to do with the original motifake? i'm confused now. first it's chicken, now we have this conserva-tard loser bashing on libs.
Democrate? - July 17, 2008, 4:39 am
Besides, I thought Lloyd Bridges was dead...
Gir - May 29, 2008, 3:09 pm
Wtf is a Demo-Crate?
Neal - May 16, 2008, 11:16 am
Ha ha ha... he misspelled it. But also, Democrats are losers!
Eh - May 15, 2008, 3:53 pm
Democrates? Wasn't he the younger brother of Socrates?

HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
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n00bium - August 1, 2009, 12:52 pm
I still dont get why germans should thank america for whoopin their asses. France could say "Thanks." but hey youre the reason why our neighbour still speaks gay! (Yup, its long enough ago to make fun off in Germany.). P.S. The First Commenteer was right.
Woody - July 18, 2009, 4:06 pm
what xxx is trying to say is there was no real fighting, only words, a few movies and the 1976 thru 1992 Summer and winter games was on the way of it. But no blood was spilled.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 4:59 pm
xxx - How can you say that? The USA is still here and the USSR no longer exists. The Soviet Union did lose-lose and the US won-won.
xxx - April 1, 2009, 4:54 pm
no one has won cold war..... it was a lose-lose situation
Mark - February 18, 2009, 10:49 pm
From Canada - The Russians had more to do with winning WWII than Canada did, but they'd be speaking German right now if the US hadn't given them armaments and opened the second front on D-day. After WWII the USSR did lose the Cold War.
From Canada - February 18, 2009, 10:38 pm
The russians won WWII
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 8:23 am
That's called tipping the scale from "losing" to "winning" Timmy.
Divine Plan - January 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
Lol, they only saved people in WW2 because they didn't join in till the end...
Velin - September 22, 2008, 7:09 am
I think it is "danke"

LIBERALS - In a certain context, they CAN be considered bright.

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LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 8:20 am
Dave seems to know way too much about the activity of sperm. Hope you're a Doctor.
Dave - January 28, 2009, 4:44 am
Actually, the sperm don't "race" for the egg, the amble aimlessly, it is the egg that alters it's chemical surface components to capture one of them.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
As for YOU, "Bitch Slap", whose side has empowered Big Government? Not the lefties, Bush now has the power to dissolve the Constitution at will, thanks to Presidential Directive NSPD-51.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:23 pm
for petty political revenge? Wow, I'm SO glad that they value the Constitution so much.Like toilet paper.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:23 pm
What, Phil, those self-same conservatives who've put in place legislation eliminating the right of Habeus Corpus, and the 6th, 7th, & 4th amendments to the Bill of Rights? The same group who've gotten away with TREASON by outing a CIA operative for pe
Bitch Slap - June 22, 2008, 11:53 pm
Bitch about my political standings somewhere where I GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!
Captain Whitey - June 17, 2008, 12:01 pm
Bitch about your political standings somewhere that people might POSSIBLY give the slightest damn about. Thanks.
Bitch Slap - June 2, 2008, 10:53 pm
You must be speaking of the murder of innocent children... yes the Left are SOOO FUCKING PROUD OF THAT! That and the Religion of Big Government and Global Warming... we cannot question such things for they are holy!
Max - May 31, 2008, 1:39 am
What am I jealous of? No, I'm not a peace-loving liberal, but I'd take them any day over murdering innocent people and rampant religious bullshit, thanks.
Phil - May 26, 2008, 9:14 pm
Yeah, fuck the conservatives who understand that the Constitution is all that protects the individual from the tyranny in this Country. Fucking Welfare is more important than liberty to you dumb fucks!
Neal - May 26, 2008, 9:13 pm
jealousy is a terrible stench.
Max - May 23, 2008, 10:08 pm
Better than those cocksucking conservatives, anyway...

WOW... - You lack any sense of creativity... OR photoshop skillz!

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Jen - February 13, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yeah, the picture in the background of Tony Blair ought to be evidence enough...
Biff - May 23, 2008, 4:58 pm
Very well put.

VINICULTURA - Estavas lá melhor

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Rating: 2.03/5

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MacGiver - March 10, 2009, 8:41 pm
That's the brazilian soccer coach who won the Japan's Wolrd Cup. I am brasilian an the only say I have about this motifake is "WHUT???!!!"
Highlord - October 22, 2008, 6:19 am

MICHELLE AND HILLARY - Have something in common!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 1.91/5
Brin - July 10, 2008, 10:03 pm
Brin - July 10, 2008, 10:02 pm
Wow, BH, spoken like a true crypto-fascist. Not being PROUD of America's recent idiocies doesn't mean you "hate America", that's something a retarded 5-year old would say. "You spanked me for setting the cat ON FIRE, you HATE ME!", it just means WE KNOW Y
Max - June 15, 2008, 5:56 pm
Why would we want her trying to suck off the country..?
Bitch Hunter - May 26, 2008, 11:29 pm

SARAH PALIN - Ignore the fact that I supported the "Bridge to Nowhere" through 2006 and into 2007. McCain/Palin '08!

TAGS: palin mccain 08 bridge to nowhere
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WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:56 am
She proved that she knows (intelligent people know when to use the right word, dumbass) more about national security than Pres Obama and VP Biden combined. If losers like you would shut up long enough to listen instead of attack you might learn something.
YIE - May 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
She is proud to be a no nothing, devisive, un intelligent, idiotic, imbecile....and the republicunts wonder why they lost! BWAAAAAAH!

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can

TAGS: obama mccain joe plumber election 2008 funny politics
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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 6:37 pm
If you want proof of christianity in the states it's called "Manifest Destiny" Load of bs but hey you're all americans and love believing god actually cares about you :)
knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:51 am
yea, actually the truth has set me free!
Randy1 - October 8, 2009, 11:00 am
Love it! Can we please impeach this worthless excuse for a leader?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 1:56 am
I have to agree.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 1:02 am
This poster becomes more correct each passing day.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:56 pm
FTA, Thanks for the compliment on one of my older posters. I believe that Fatty wasn't pissed about anything but commenting on k_i_a's tirade and I certainly would attribute b-f libs as "his".
FTACHASER357 - June 16, 2009, 7:34 pm
THIS POSTER IS GREAT! Seeing how it pissed off the likes of FATTY and his butt-fuckin' Liberals!
Fatty - June 16, 2009, 1:56 pm
Do you feel better now know_it_all? Do you get it all out?
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:37 pm
the USA was founded on Christian ethics. there is no disputing that fact. our POTUS bows to noone, how dare obama bow to the Saudi King. IMPEACH THIS ANTI AMERICAN SCUM BAG!!!!!!
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:33 pm
that lying socialist fuck tells the Muslim world that the USA is not a Christian nation. what a fucking lie, has he never read the Declaration of Independence? the Constitution? how about our money? or our pledge to the flag?
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
obama apologizes to Europe and "American arrogance" because he's a fucking idiot. wtf were the 1st and 2nd world wars fought about if not the consideration of the people of Europe. wtf was the marshall plan all about??
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:23 pm
great poster, so true. Obama is a fucking lying idiot who has already brought corrupt Chicago style politics to the federal level. transparency he said, then he won't release white house guest list to his dick suckers @ MSNBC. IMPEACH OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA - May 10, 2009, 9:52 pm
Thats all we hear.
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 10:19 am
Hey OD, why don't you send me half of your paycheck...because I deserve some of the wealth, right?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:33 am
...Suck It, can Bite Me.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:33 am
So, Suck It is suggesting that when a Republican is in office liberals and Dems can scream as loud as they want for 8 years, but the voice of the people should shut up when their golden child is in office?
SUCK IT - December 28, 2008, 10:14 pm
He won. Come back in four years to bitch about how bad the world is.
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:22 am
and that leads to more dumbshits with their hands out in the "give me money i dont deserve line" thats what you shit talkers dont understand. you gotta earn your keep. nuff said
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:16 am
you must understand that if everyone got some of the wealth there would be no incentive to work harder than your peers. if thats the case then people would never persue careers that require challenging degrees.
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:16 am
you must understand that if everyone got some of the wealth there would be no incentive to work harder than your peers. if thats the case then people would never persue careers that require challenging degrees.
matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:11 am
once again im late to the party. but better late then never. first off. im not rich, and im not a sucker. ive spent 7 years defending America in other countries. and as for you Overlord DB let me eplain something...
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:52 am
i hate democrats, i hate republicans! i want someone who will gimme money and let me carry my gun(s) around. not like welfare money though.
WTFO - October 19, 2008, 1:59 pm
Figures that this site is full of lazy worthless liberals who feel entitled to money earned by others. The US offers opportunity to those who take it, not handouts to losers like Sean, MWLF, and OD.
Sean - October 19, 2008, 2:59 am
There are two kinds of Republicans: the very rich, and suckers. I am assuming you're thinking of the latter, just now. And isn't "capitalist libertarian" kinda redundant? I know, you wanted to dumb it down a bit for the masses, to make your point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:33 am
republicans are blowhard fuckwits who support their party like ignorant redneck zombies. I'm a capitalist libertarian and I'd rather vote for Obama and his brains rather than Sarah Palin and her constant cry of "Braiiiins!! Braiins!"
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:58 am
But then again, he is more articulate than her, and knows a lot more than her about world affairs, the economy -- and why you just can't trust them tap dancin' darkies.
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 12:57 am
Well, I'm sure it's common knowledge by now that there's a reason she doesn't do many interviews.
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:54 am
And don't ya just love the joke (though it's also true) that Joe the (non) Plumber has already done more interviews than Sarah Palin?
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:52 am
It was not Kool-Aid, it was a drink called Flavor-Aid ... at the Jim Jones compound. It's important that people remember that ... for some reason.
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 12:07 am
Right, because it would just SUCK for everyone to get some of the wealth. Stupid fucker.
WTFO - October 18, 2008, 11:56 pm
Your dumbass candidate said "spreading the wealth around" is good for America. That my Kool-Aid drinking dipsticks is either Socialist or Marxist, definitely not American.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 18, 2008, 10:56 am
The republicans made an issue of him. So desperate are they, they could only find one guy who agrees with them, and they've exploited him relentlessly, including accusing democrats of doing so. pathetic.
Sean - October 18, 2008, 1:47 am
"exposed" and Joe the (unlicenced) plummer ... those words are destined to end up in the news again some time real soon. Yeah, you go ahead dude, you claim that All American retard as one of your own. Look up to him some more while yer at it.
MadMSG - October 18, 2008, 1:32 am
Now the Democrats and liberal media are attacking and demonizing Joe the Plumber because he exposed Obama for the socialist he really is.

I'M NOT PRESIDENT BUSH - "If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have ran four years ago"

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WTFO - August 8, 2009, 3:54 am
In both elections Bush won in accordance with the law. An independent study went back to FL afterwards and stated Bush won FL fairly. Kerry never was close to winning the election. You'd think Bush haters would face facts and move on. He's out of office.
havoc - May 28, 2009, 6:30 pm
Well the first time yes' but the poster is refering to the second election of Bush. In which there was a recount and the supreme court stopped the recount and elcted Bush a second term.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
military overseas absentee votes. Check you facts before you spout that Kool-aid induced farce.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
A huge lie, Robert. President Bush won the electoral college and the Supreme Court (that leaned left at the time) supported that. Gore attempted to steal the FL votes by questionable counting, selecting Dem counties to be recounted and suppressing the
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:25 pm
Also Bush was appointed by the Supreme court not elected the first time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 6:41 pm
"...history repeats itself with obama."???? Are you fucking kidding me? Getting electoral votes in the USA is not the same as being appointed chancellor of Germany in 1933. Spare me the comparison; it doesn't hold water.
Toussaint - January 13, 2009, 2:01 pm
It's desperate politics to not even have a political leg to stand on by attacking someone who isn't running for office. But, Hitler stumbled into office at the right time, and now history repeats itself with obama.
WTFO - November 18, 2008, 12:25 am
Actually, he's not our president until January. George W. Bush is the President. And by the way, I haven't heard liberals stop bitching for the last 8 years. I truly hope Obama doesn't screw it up, but I don't have confidence in his policies.
datnigga - November 6, 2008, 4:57 pm
he's our president anyway, you can all stop bitching now...
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:48 am
obama will help the middle and lower class people... hes just moving more people out of that range to bone them. and people only get a nice degree so they can run a company into the ground the get bailed out by the govt and still get a fat ass bonus/pen
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 3:50 pm
Porcelina, if a business owner is paying higher taxes, do you really think he'll increase your wages and lower his prices? If owners are losing money, so will their employees!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 2:18 pm
Not if the business owners have common sense, which most business heads have. If they use their college degrees for good they will be able to premeditate what would happen if they did that.
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:15 pm
...Obama doesn't want these secondary effects of his policies to be advertised. I'm middle class and I care about getting ahead. Obama has the wrong plan to help me out.
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:13 pm
Porcelina, if business owners are heavily taxed, they will lower the wages and/or fire middle class employees. In addition, they will raise prices on goods and services so everybody pays. Especially middle and lower income families. Obama doesn't want tha
Sean - October 19, 2008, 2:01 pm
Hey pro ... is he Bush's grandfather?
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 1:56 pm
Why? Because he hopes to see the middle class have a chance in this economy and not let the rich ride us out, which will thus result in them crashing when no one has money to buy their products. It's a vicious circle.
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 1:54 pm
Underlord Dickface, I've seen your Kool-Aid influenced posts all over this site. If you'd stop sucking Obama's dick long enough to look around, you'd see his policies will destroy our economy and our national security.
pro - October 18, 2008, 5:19 am
Who's the old guy? He looks a bit like President Bush.
Overlord Douchebag - October 18, 2008, 1:54 am
MadMSG: Nobody cares how much you "know" about politics. You're just saying what everyone else does. Go act like you know something about politics on the appropriate forums. You can debate with a fellow 14 year-old.
Sean - October 18, 2008, 1:40 am
Where is the attempt to be funny? That should be a criteria for approval.
MadMSG - October 18, 2008, 1:33 am
Way to go! Obama's strategy is to run against Bush because he knows he can't beat an American hero like McCain.


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TigerKid - July 3, 2008, 11:52 pm
Vigo, Vigo, Vigo. You've been a bad little monkey!
Immortal Anarchist - June 18, 2008, 8:13 am
Indeed. Where is that? Some sort of museum of movie props in Hollywood?
Heathen - June 3, 2008, 4:41 pm
OH SHIII! Thats Awesome!!

TEDDY'S SCHOOL OF DRIVING - Temporarily closed. (to reopen at later date under new management) We will miss you Teddy!

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Teddy - June 22, 2008, 11:49 pm
Yes this is all true... ALL OF IT!
Operator - June 12, 2008, 9:48 pm
...hours in a hotel sleeping and taking a hot shower, having your clothes pressed, while members of your legal dept. tried to figure out how to get you out of this "incident" I hope your end is as long and as painful as wordly possible, c*cks*cker!
Operator - June 12, 2008, 9:46 pm
No. No we won't. You killed a girl, who was half your married ass age, you were trying to take to a secluded beach and have sex with. Then you proceeded to attempt to cover the crime up by contacting members of your campaign legal group. You spent six

OBAMA VS MCCAIN - Who are you going to vote for?

TAGS: president election 08
Rating: 2.59/5

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hm - July 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
I guess I really a satanist.
Sniperzoo - March 24, 2009, 10:03 pm
lmao. madd props!!!!
Dances in Underwear - November 4, 2008, 1:11 pm
Good job guthic! I like how he is chasing him. It looks like he is going to grab his butt ;-)
Shtoink - October 24, 2008, 12:09 am
my vote is for whoever did the exellent job editing this picture :D

BACON - Great in any form!

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Rating: 2.54/5

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Pherazen - February 2, 2009, 8:53 am
A heart attack waiting to happen.
ECHO - July 23, 2008, 3:20 pm
When you absolutely, positively, have to be the fattest bastard in the room.

GLOBAL WARMING - Don't let them get away with it!

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Derek - July 16, 2009, 8:40 pm
This is great. Does anybody know - is it real?
Rarrht!! - July 10, 2008, 11:58 pm
and as for you, Mr. Hugger, That was somewhat the Point. V_V As the two are so intertwined, 'they' won't be letting loose your dollar until they are out of goods. *shrugs* But that's just my opinion.
Rarrht!! - July 10, 2008, 11:57 pm
I believe someone missed the point. Oh, wait. make that two.. Unless i missed my guess, Vanner was using Queen's English, not American-ish. If you take that into account... It was a complete sentence.
Dick Hugger - June 2, 2008, 11:00 pm
The fucking government makes more money on a gallon of gas than the oil companies do... and the Oil companies are at least GIVING US FUCKING GAS!!!!
I said - May 27, 2008, 4:50 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY? - May 27, 2008, 4:22 pm
Can you use complete sentences? Thanks!
Vanner - May 27, 2008, 2:13 pm
And they do make it sound as though they know what they're on about dont they ?. You'll only get all of that when the oil companies say so and not a moment sooner...

LINECON 2008 - The cake is a lie; the line is real!

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Rating: 2.33/5

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Sydney - February 24, 2009, 5:35 pm
d00d! I survived 7 1/2 hours in a sailor moon costume and boots!

OBAMA... - His wife is like Sleeve of Wizard!

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Rating: 2.31/5
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:48 am
Obama's father IS a muslim that's a fact. As to whether Obama is or not, why the f should it matter!!!
Overlord Douchebag - October 28, 2008, 12:59 pm
Actually, I believe Obama's father IS Muslim. People keep thinking Barack is, which we know he isn't.
asdfsdafsdaf - October 28, 2008, 12:57 pm
Obama's father isn't Muslim. So what if he was? Don't we live in a free country?
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 9:08 pm
Ok, you know how the typical portrayal of a wizard has a robe with, like..really big sleeves? Eh, the poster is basically calling Michelle Obama a slut, I believe.
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 8:46 pm
sleeve of wizard, im stupid, explain
datnigga - June 30, 2008, 1:39 am
since when did kenyan muslims become terrorists
Hillary - May 26, 2008, 11:20 pm
Does Obama's Presidency come with Warranty? because his wife was Virgin when he meets her, and now she is like Sleeve of Wizard.
Obama - May 20, 2008, 8:01 pm
So Naaaaaasty!

NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!

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HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Triggerdick, you fucking suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a pussy!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.

TIME TRAVELERS - Don't mess with them!

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Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 4:00 am
Nice. The picture, not so much the caption. But thank you for sharing anyways...


NO PANTS! - This is partly why ninjas are not allowed to drink anymore. This and Hiroshima.

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TUNNELS - I found the way out!

CHEER UP! - Next Europe Championship will be in Switzerland 2058 again!